Saddam Execution Jokes

- Saddams new Match.com ad reads "Any women looking for a 69 year old dark skinned well hung man"
- Sir Elton John has been commissioned to write a tribute song. He's called it "dangle in the wind"
- Saddam was frightened and asked what he could do. The Executioner said "Hang in there"
- Saddam saw the crappy execution chamber and said "Come on guys, give a guy a break"
- Saddam was already hanging before New Years.
- Saddams half brother tried to call him, but he hung up.
I am sure there are better ones out there, so post. This thread will never disappear.





3 Comments:
Like it, nice one centurion.
Did you hear all those jokes about Saddam? They were poorly executed.
Saddam had a pretty shitty pro boxing carreer, great amateur record, just couldnt hang in there with the pros.
Saddam was supposibly a great basketball player, he had great hang time.
Saddam tee-shirts for sale, a bit tight around the neck, but they hang nicely.
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