Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Saddam Execution Jokes



  • Saddams new Match.com ad reads "Any women looking for a 69 year old dark skinned well hung man"

  • Sir Elton John has been commissioned to write a tribute song. He's called it "dangle in the wind"

  • Saddam was frightened and asked what he could do. The Executioner said "Hang in there"

  • Saddam saw the crappy execution chamber and said "Come on guys, give a guy a break"

  • Saddam was already hanging before New Years.

  • Saddams half brother tried to call him, but he hung up.

I am sure there are better ones out there, so post. This thread will never disappear.


3 Comments:

Blogger fido said...

Like it, nice one centurion.

13/1/07 14:04  
Blogger Pr0ducer said...

Did you hear all those jokes about Saddam? They were poorly executed.

24/1/07 11:27  
Blogger Pr0ducer said...

Saddam had a pretty shitty pro boxing carreer, great amateur record, just couldnt hang in there with the pros.

Saddam was supposibly a great basketball player, he had great hang time.

Saddam tee-shirts for sale, a bit tight around the neck, but they hang nicely.

24/1/07 11:32  

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