BRNO Apartment

Check out this place.





This is, supposedly, where we are staying in the Czech Republic. It has no TV, but it is a great deal for the price. Looks clean, has an oven and its own bathroom. My Dad was reminding me of the old "Russian Bear"" and how his dad would have had a heart attack if he knew I was going over there. This apartment makes those bedtime stories I heard growing up a pseudo reality. Same type of colors and design. I don't want to offend the Czech people by associating them Russia, but they were perceived back then as part of an evil empire.

Things change; they are not communist anymore, and the Czech Republic is one of the most friendly countries in the world. I can not wait to hang out with all the cool people over there. Drink the beer, eat the food, see the sites, its going to be awesome. There are some cool caves we are going to visit, and transportation is easy and inexpensive (makes Boston look like a labyrinth).

However, I still want to get an old framed picture of Stalin! How cool would that be? The most vicious mass murderer ever. I think he beats Hitler by a million people. I could put him over my toilet, so I can look at it every time I take a piss. I would say "What a big Dick!"