French rower Charlie Girard
French rower Charlie Girard, the frog that keeps trying to row across the Atlantic Ocean just put our brave US Coast Guard in danger. "I need help" said the Frenchman. Wow, what a surprise. I can't even imagine the money this cost us US tax payers.
Does he need sympathy? NO! You do something stupid and get hurt, you should get a "I told you so." Lets kick this man while he is down.
I went to Paris in Christmas 2002, and got deported after defending myself against restaurants that were charging too much on the bill. Having a fully auto MP5 9mm pointed at you by a dwebby French pig is not nice. Especially after being treated rude the entire time I was there. I tried to be nice, heck I paid to vacation there. But now, I can never legally return to France again. THANK YOU FOR THE REASSURANCE FRANCE! I will never go to that piss smelling city again.
Note; I may be near 50% French blood, but I am 100% American!
I end this talking points memo with some jokes......
Q. Why is the U.S. Navy building a fleet of glass bottom boats?
A. So they can steer around the French Navy.
Q. What do you call a person taking a bath in France?
A. A Tourist
Q. What's the difference between Frenchmen and toast?
A. You can make soldiers out of toast.
Q. Why are the French so afraid of war?
A. You would be too if you never won one in your history.
Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
A. No one knows. It's never been tried.
A Frenchwoman with a parrot on her shoulder walks into a bar. The barman says "That's an real ugly bird you've there. Where did u get it?"The parrot says "I got it in France ... There's millions of 'em there"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I give up.
"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion."-Gen. Norman Schwartzkopf
Does he need sympathy? NO! You do something stupid and get hurt, you should get a "I told you so." Lets kick this man while he is down.
I went to Paris in Christmas 2002, and got deported after defending myself against restaurants that were charging too much on the bill. Having a fully auto MP5 9mm pointed at you by a dwebby French pig is not nice. Especially after being treated rude the entire time I was there. I tried to be nice, heck I paid to vacation there. But now, I can never legally return to France again. THANK YOU FOR THE REASSURANCE FRANCE! I will never go to that piss smelling city again.
Note; I may be near 50% French blood, but I am 100% American!
I end this talking points memo with some jokes......
Q. Why is the U.S. Navy building a fleet of glass bottom boats?
A. So they can steer around the French Navy.
Q. What do you call a person taking a bath in France?
A. A Tourist
Q. What's the difference between Frenchmen and toast?
A. You can make soldiers out of toast.
Q. Why are the French so afraid of war?
A. You would be too if you never won one in your history.
Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
A. No one knows. It's never been tried.
A Frenchwoman with a parrot on her shoulder walks into a bar. The barman says "That's an real ugly bird you've there. Where did u get it?"The parrot says "I got it in France ... There's millions of 'em there"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I give up.
"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion."-Gen. Norman Schwartzkopf
posted by Producer at
09:58
2 Comments:
It was onviuos by the two earlier aborted attempts that his heart was just not into this undertaking. I am surprised he made it that far before bailing.
Sacre blu!
Post a Comment
Links to this post:
Create a Link
<< Home