Perpetual Motion

This morning I was awaken by a loud chirping bird. This bird was telling me I had to go into work early to investigate a large scale computer problem. It was strange to hear the bird awake me; robots are programmed to notify me in the event of a computer problem. I hate those robots, and it looks like they hate me. My new roommate Felix was awoke by the same chirping bird, which threw him into some concern.

After a brief chase with the local police, I made it into work about an hour and a half before my planned arrival time. The problem was power. Overexcited electricians were notifying me that we were drawing too much current. I like these guys, reminds me of away from the bay. They are to the point with reason. They are not whack jobs that believe in perpetual motion, cell phone boosters, or expensive audio video cables. they told us the straight truth; we have been biting off more then we can chew.

Right now I am chewing gum to alleviate the atrocious breath I have. This early morning wakeup call prevented general hygiene care.