You think Bush is the American equivalent to Saddam Hussein?

A general letter to those who believe that President Bush is the American equivalent to Saddam Hussein;

First, Saddam made an effort to have an AMERICAN court stay his execution. Odd, isn't it, that in his moment of crisis, Hussein had more hope in the United States than Cindy Sheehan, et al, have.

Second, you don't like Bush? Fine - just wait a year. He's goin' bye-bye, according to the Constitution of the United States. There will be an election and every single registered voter in the United States will have an opportunity to have his or her say. When Bush DOES go he will go peacefully, just as did Mr. Clinton, Mr. Bush, Mr. Reagan, etc., etc., etc., before him.

Third, this is America, friends, land of the free and home of the brave. This is America, where the rule of law applies to everyone equally. The system NEVER fails us; it is corrupt people within the system, liberal and conservative alike, who fail us. So, GO to Iran, GO to North Korea, build a time machine and GO back to Iraq during Saddam's reign of terror, and just try to disagree with the leader. They'll be sending your head home in a hat box.

Fourth, this is America! That means that we defend the rights of every single citizen to say just about anything he wants. Under Saddam's control, the Iraqi version of Cindy Sheehan would have been gang-raped and executed in some incredibly brutal fashion. Here she has police protection.

So, I have two messages for those of you who are terrified that America will someday "rule the world."

First - we don't want to. We want sovereign nations to rule themselves. Thus, Iraq has a sovereign government, and we haven't taken out Kim and freed North Korea. That doesn't mean that if they prove a credible threat we won't. It just means that we really do prefer that they solve their own problems.

Second, the world would be infinitely better off with American justice, values, and attitudes. Oops - did I offend someone? Gee, sorry. Can you name ONE other country that has the kind of illegal immigration problem the US has? Of course not! And our problems come from being both easy to get along with (we don't execute illegals here), and the best possible place on earth to call home. Or, did I miss the huge international rush to get into Syria?

On his last words...

My wife mentioned that this is a quote from the 13th Warrior
"There is no God but God and Mohammad is his prophet"
I know Saddam was never religious, citing his Quran written in Blood and many other obvious reasons. I am betting he was a fan of the movie!

They asked Saddam if he had plans for the weekend, he said "I am just going to hang around and chill."

My Cat's Webpage

Freaking cat.

Time for the Conservatives

Nice to see some Kerry Bashing. Tired of seeing leftwing spin.

• Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
• Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
• If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
• If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
• Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
• Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
• Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
• Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
• Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
• Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
• Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
• Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
• Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
• Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
• Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
• If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
• If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
• If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
• If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
• Why is bra singular and panties plural?
• Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
• How come abbreviated is such a long word?
• Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
• Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
• Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?

Futurama Silon and Garfunkle

Filthy hippies in the future.

Plover Pie Recipe

• Gut and clean 12 plovers.
• Crush the bones with a rolling pin.
• Simmer in a saucepan for 15-20 minutes.
• Place the plovers into a pie crust lined pan, add onion, potato, carrots, and some of the broth.
• Cover with pie crust, punch a few holes with a fork, bake at 350 until golden brown.

Makes a great Christmas side dish!

Killer network Card

Killer Nick? Can someone explain this? I quit my subscription to Wired mag due to its far left and the dumb articles that just insults my intelligence. But then i saw this. Why do they keep sending me the magazine after I canceled? How does a network card for $200+ dollars make your broadband better?

What is it?

What is it? I found this in my collection of old crap. Looks like some device used to kill fellow humans. Its Metal and has BB's molted into the case. Video here.

Answer; BLU 26, Cluster Bomblet

Global Warming

Happy....

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Strangers on My Flight

M39

I got this today... Its a M39 Mosin Nagant from Finland. It probaly saw some serious action in the Soviet-Finnish War. Plan on shooting tomorrow.

I have noticed my blog has been posting private entries and not punlic entries. Ahh who cares.