Bypass the web Intelligence by IP

For you Checkpoint NGX Admins out there;

I have seen where sloppy code has cause Web Intelligence to freak out.
-"Invalid lf-cr combination in the http header" error message in the SmartView
Tracker.
-Traffic to TCP port 80 is dropped with above error message when Worm Catcher is
enabled.
-This error appears for normal HTTP traffic and for non HTTP traffic over port 80.

Soultion
-Open $FWDIR/lib/asm.def on the management console (/opt/CPngcmp/lib/base.def for r55)
-add this code with your IP's of the destination site with the sloppy code;
IPList = {<IP1>,<IP2>};
or, ranges of IPs:
List = {<IPfirst>,<IPlast>};
-find this line;
#define ACTIVATE_WS_GLOBAL_DEFENSE (tcp, dport in
http_services,ADD_INSPECTION(SPII_WEBSEC_ID)) or 1
Change it to;
#define ACTIVATE_WS_GLOBAL_DEFENSE (src not in IPList,dst
not in IPList,tcp, dport in http_services,ADD_INSPECTION
(SPII_WEBSEC_ID)) or 1
-find this line;
#define ACTIVATE_WS_SERVER_DEFENSE ( tcp, get from
web_server_rules to sr10, ADD_INSPECTION_WITH_PARAMS
(SPII_WEBSEC_ID, sr10)) or ACTIVATE_WS_GLOBAL_DEFENSE
Change it to;
#define ACTIVATE_WS_SERVER_DEFENSE ( src not in
IPList,dst not in IPList,tcp, get from web_server_rules
to sr10, ADD_INSPECTION_WITH_PARAMS(SPII_WEBSEC_ID,
sr10)) or ACTIVATE_WS_GLOBAL_DEFENSE

This will get rid of Web Intelligence to those IP's




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PC is Back up!

Well nice to be fresh with reload of the PC.

Computer Crash

So I had a major computer crash. Heck I back up, and its a good time to reload the system :)

Bar Jokes

This horse walks into a bar and the barman says "Hey,pal, why the long face...

This grasshopper walks into a bar, and the barman says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper replies "Really? You have a drink named Steve?!"

A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"

A dog walks into this bar, jumps up on the stool and says to the barman, "Hey barman, it's my birthday today. How 'bout a free drink?" The bartender turns, looks at the dog and nods his head, "Sure pal, the toilet's over there in the corner."

Bacon and Eggs walk into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."

This mushroom walks into a bar. Barman say "You look like a fun guy..."

An amnesiac comes into a bar. He asks, "Do I come here often?"

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and says, "For you, no charge!"

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."

A dog with his leg wrapped in bandages hobbles into a saloon. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my paw."

A baby seal walks into a bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "Anything but a Canadian Club," replies the seal.

A man walked into a bar holding an alligator. He asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?" The bartender said, "Yes, we do!" "Good," replied the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my alligator."

A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his dog by its hind legs, and swung him around in a circle. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, what are you doing?" And the blind man says, "Don't mind me, I'm just looking around."

A guy walks into a bar, and he has a drink. He looks in his pocket, and orders another drink, looks in his pocket, and orders another drink, looks in his pocket, and orders another drink, and so on. And the bartender says, "What are you doing; what's in your pocket?" And the guy said, " It's a picture of my wife; when she starts looking good to me, I know it's time to go home."

So a five dollar bill walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey. This is a singles bar."

Three fonts walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "We don't serve your type in here."

A priest meets a drunk outside a bar. The drunk claims to be Jesus. The priest disagrees, the man insists. Finally, the priest says, "how can you prove it?" The man, says "come with me." They go inside the bar. The bartender says, "Jesus Christ, not you again."

A man walks out of a bar and meets a policeman. "Hey," the policeman says, "your eyes are bloodshot, have you been drinking Bloody Mary's?" "Well," the man says, "your eyes are glazed, have you been eating donuts?"

A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not," asks the golf club. "You'll be driving later," replies the bartender.

President 2008

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E3 1997 "Highlights"

This was our E3 show from 1997. That's 10 Years Ago! It was mostly left over interviews I slapped together for a quick show in July of 1997. Most of the popular interviews that we did at E3 that year, like 3DRealms Prey, were edited into the regular show. I personally did a few of the interviews, and was uncomfortable doing it (I am the Producer ya know). My favorite part was the Interstate 77 interview. Those guys were cool. Activision always had the best PR, along with Midway and Microsoft. ION Storm's PR was terrible back then. Zack Norman from the Interstate interview left Activision, shortly afterwards, and formed JAMDAT with a few other people. JAMDAT sold for 680 million becoming EA Mobile. Making Zack a multi-millionaire. Scott Krager became a big wig at THQ. Dominion was bought by ION Storm shortly thereafter and it went to hell. It looked like a really good game with a lot of potential, but it failed. Not to talk bad about ION Storm again, but their management sucked too. (but ION had a lot of wonderful talented people there) The interview about "Warcraft Adventures" I thought was the worst. This guy was such a geek. I could not figure out his name in the piles of signed releases, and did not want to show the segment. I was begged by some of the cast members to air it. Afterwards, we got more fan mail about that segment then any other part of this episode. I guess I did a poor job targeting my audience. Brief of interviews; Greg Bowlen "Return to Krondor" Mega Media "Outlaw Racers" Brian Donally 7th Level "Dominion" Phil Hodgkinson 7th Level "The Gatherer" Zack Norman Scott Krager Activision "Interstate 77" CH Products Tim Morton Activision "Heavy Gear" Warcraft Adventures "Lord of the Clans" James Phinney Blizzard Entertainment "Starcraft"

Saddam Execution Jokes

• Saddams new Match.com ad reads "Any women looking for a 69 year old dark skinned well hung man"


• Sir Elton John has been commissioned to write a tribute song. He's called it "dangle in the wind"


• Saddam was frightened and asked what he could do. The Executioner said "Hang in there"


• Saddam saw the crappy execution chamber and said "Come on guys, give a guy a break"


• Saddam was already hanging before New Years.


• Saddams half brother tried to call him, but he hung up.

I am sure there are better ones out there, so post. This thread will never disappear.