Police

I got accepted to the academy. Start on the 11th! I wanna play with the siren.

Counting F's

I use to be able to count, but after reading this paragraph I figured out that I have Alzheimer's disease. Count the F's.

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

I only found three. If you only found three, you got Alzheimer's, Mania, and HSV1. There is six you senile, oversexed, maniac.

Big Jets and Big Beers

While indulging on fried dough, we went to the airshow last weekend. when taking this picture, I talked with the pilot who was also a sky diver. At 5,000 feet if his shoot did not work, we figured out how long till he hits the ground. The rest of of life i guess.

ABBA - Waterloo (Multi-Languages Mix)

I have always like ABBA. Call me gay if you want, but my mind is in the gutter. (Its not for Benny or Bjorn)

Job Offer

Looks good. I may have a contract for a new job. Offer is being put through right now. I am very excited about this opportunity.

Unfortunately, if I take the job, I will be very busy, and may have to take down this blog for a while. I will also have no time to be the Charter Commissioner.

I love my current position but this is a good opportunity.

Janelle Hornickel and Michael Wamsley in MP3

On January 4, 2005, Janelle Hornickel and her boyfriend, Michael Wamsley, both 20, were heading home to their apartment in Omaha, Nebraska. The truck they were driving got stuck in a snowstorm. It was a desperate and frustrating search for the 911 operators. The authorities struggled to locate them. They died of hypothermia.

I created an unique page with the some of the original audio files. They were not easy to get a hold of.

http://imhz.com/hornickel/

Phil Rizzuto for The Money Store

When growing up, I never watched baseball much. So I always though Phil Rizzuto was a loan shark that will break your legs if you don't pay up.

RIP :)

Simpsons

The Family visited Springfield the other day. I probably should of shaved, but it was not a too special of a trip. The trip was 87 min. Thats about 47 minutes more then I was use too.

On another note, my blog is broken. I can't upload pictures so i have to write html code. YUCK!

Bitchx

Out of the Blue here. Just hope some worms pick this up.
www.gaminginsider.com (BitchX)
Old site that has not been updated in 6 or 7 years. Who was this person? I heard some solid rumors it was S Case.

When Flying Through France

Just recently I had a connecting flight through Charles de Gaulle Airport. Being stuck in customs for a while (and having to wait six hours after they kept me from my flight) I saw allot of frustrated people. Has to be the worst international airport in the world. Oh, and Air France sucks!

I saw a group of American retired teachers who where going to Paris on a tour. There was an elderly American gentleman, probably in his late 80's in this tour group. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on.

"You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically. The American senior admitted that he had been to France previously. "Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."

The American senior said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

"Impossible!" barked the officer in his squeaky voice. "Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France."

The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained. "Well, I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country. I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to back then."

Cape Wind Comedy Daily

The Venture Begins

I saw my Native American friend from the Haudenosaunee tribe. We drank bliguht and chatted about things in the past. The chiefs' reservation is much larger now and consists of huge areas for massive future pow wows. He was very proud to show it off. The architecture was amazing, and the vastness of his property seemed limitless.



After talking for a few hours, he told me a story about his grandfather who was a fisherman that worked hard all his life. Although he did die about 50 years ago, he did leave the young chief with words of wisdom. One of which is that "anger is basically poison that you take in the hopes of hurting someone else." Interesting philosophy that holds a little merit. It seems like I was taking poison before I was ever angry, and this previous situation I have handled well. Feeling more hurt then anger.

I then went to AWB and drank summer ale. What a great place he has. We then saw the windmill and were in awe of its size and sound. AWBs’ place is awesome.

Perpetual Motion

This morning I was awaken by a loud chirping bird. This bird was telling me I had to go into work early to investigate a large scale computer problem. It was strange to hear the bird awake me; robots are programmed to notify me in the event of a computer problem. I hate those robots, and it looks like they hate me. My new roommate Felix was awoke by the same chirping bird, which threw him into some concern.

After a brief chase with the local police, I made it into work about an hour and a half before my planned arrival time. The problem was power. Overexcited electricians were notifying me that we were drawing too much current. I like these guys, reminds me of away from the bay. They are to the point with reason. They are not whack jobs that believe in perpetual motion, cell phone boosters, or expensive audio video cables. they told us the straight truth; we have been biting off more then we can chew.

Right now I am chewing gum to alleviate the atrocious breath I have. This early morning wakeup call prevented general hygiene care.