Pr0ducer: January 2008

Nickelback - Rockstar

Nickelback Rockstar Music Video (uncensored)

I'll need a.. a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet

Fuck the Stimulus

Rant]
I am BS. The deal only applies to people making under $150 as a couple. We make more, but we are struggling. AND I MEAN STRUGGLING!

Some crack head that only worked a month last year and made $3,000. The Crack head leached off of our system with unemployment, government aid, welfare, and running up costs in our judicial system. Also has screwed credit card companies and banks for mortgages. The Crack head gets his stimulus! FUCK YOU!

I never missed a payment in my life and worked hard since I was 12. Never collected unemployment. This is how the government rewards us. I get Jack SHIT!

VOTE Republican. No matter how much you hate the candidate!
[/Rant]

Super Bowl Scores

XL Feb. 5, 2006 Pittsburgh 21, Seattle 10
XXXIX Feb. 6, 2005 New England 24, Philadelphia 21
XXXVIII Feb. 1, 2004 New England 32, Carolina 29
XXXVII Jan. 26, 2003 Tampa Bay 48, Oakland 21
XXXVI Feb. 3, 2002 New England 20, St. Louis 17
XXXV Jan. 28, 2001 Baltimore 34, N.Y. Giants 7
XXXIV Jan. 30, 2000 St. Louis 23, Tennessee 16
XXXIII Jan. 31, 1999 Denver 34, Atlanta 19
XXXII Jan. 25, 1998 Denver 31, Green Bay 24
XXXI Jan. 26, 1997 Green Bay 35, New England 21
XXX Jan. 28, 1996 Dallas 27, Pittsburgh 17
XXIX Jan. 29, 1995 San Francisco 49, San Diego 26
XXVIII Jan. 30, 1994 Dallas 30, Buffalo 13
XXVII Jan. 31, 1993 Dallas 52, Buffalo 17
XXVI Jan. 26, 1992 Washington 37, Buffalo 24
XXV Jan. 27, 1991 N.Y. Giants 20, Buffalo 19
XXIV Jan. 28, 1990 San Francisco 55, Denver 10
XXIII Jan. 22, 1989 San Francisco 20, Cincinnati 16
XXII Jan. 31, 1988 Washington 42, Denver 10
XXI Jan. 25, 1987 N.Y. Giants 39, Denver 20
XX Jan. 26, 1986 Chicago 46, New England 10
XIX Jan. 20, 1985 San Francisco 38, Miami 16
XVIII Jan. 22, 1984 L.A. Raiders 38, Washington 9
XVII Jan. 30, 1983 Washington 27, Miami 17
XVI Jan. 24, 1982 San Francisco 26, Cincinnati 21
XV Jan. 25, 1981 Oakland 27, Philadelphia 10
XIV Jan. 20, 1980 Pittsburgh 31, L.A. Rams 19
XIII Jan. 21, 1979 Pittsburgh 35, Dallas 31
XII Jan. 15, 1978 Dallas 27, Denver 10
XI Jan. 9, 1977 Oakland 32, Minnesota 14
X Jan. 18, 1976 Pittsburgh 21, Dallas 17
IX Jan. 12, 1975 Pittsburgh 16, Minnesota 6
VIII Jan. 13, 1974 Miami 24, Minnesota 7
VII Jan. 14, 1973 Miami 14, Washington 7
VI Jan. 16, 1972 Dallas 24, Miami 3
V Jan. 17, 1971 Baltimore 16, Dallas 13
IV Jan. 11, 1970 Kansas City 23, Minnesota 7
III Jan. 12, 1969 N.Y. Jets 16, Baltimore 7
II Jan. 14, 1968 Green Bay 33, Oakland 14
I Jan. 15, 1967 Green Bay 35, Kansas City 10

Outlook Express and French

The French are at it again. Let's say you install a fresh version of windows with Office 2007. You use both Outlook and outlook Express. Everything is good right? WRONG! Outlook express will be installed with a french only spell checker. Wow I hate these french people.

This makes no sense to me. Microsoft says that Outlook Express does not come with any spell checker, but why does it come with a French version. This has happened to me on every machine I try a fresh install.

To fix this download and run this application spelloe_setup.exe(it does not contain viruses or spyware). Restart Outlook and enjoy a English spell checking experience.

I believe the developer of this product is "http://www.geocities.com/vampirefo/". Thanks Vampirefo!

Crop Circles

This fucking joke writes itself.

You know your a redneck when you compare the size of that UFO you just saw to Walmart.

So this is my new business plan; Crop Circles in the Marsh. We can do this on Cape Cod in the early spring (March - April). It will bring tourism and other attention to the Cape. Maybe even get some funding from the local chamber of commerce? We would have to pay off the local PD and pay off some national media reporter to embellish the story.
You know you a cape codder when you compare the size of that crop circle you just saw to a Dunkin Donuts.

Dirty Harry
Mayor: I don't want to have any more trouble like you had last year in the Filmore District, understand? That's my policy.
Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!
[walks out of the room with a slight smirk]
The Mayor: I think he's got a point.

Naked Gun
Mayor: Now Drebin, I don't want any trouble like you had on the South Side like last year, that's my policy.
Frank: Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in front of a full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy.
Mayor: That was a Shakespeare In The Park Production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!

Year of the Avatar

Another Prediction for the year 2008.

This will be the year of the Avatar! Maybe even Time's person of the year. Well anyways, here are my Two avatars!

This first girl I dated a while back. She left me for an SKS. From what I understand they had a baby RPK.

Kydex is a line of thermoplastic acrylic-polyvinyl chloride alloy sheet grades. It is frequently used as an alternative to leather in the production of firearm holsters and sheaths for knives. Kydex Thermoplastic Sheet is a registered trademark of Kleerdex Company, LLC and is the only manufacturer of this line of proprietary thermoplastic sheet. See if you can find the Kydex in this avatar.

Hit the Apple off Uncle George!

Words of Advice

Prediction Michael Moore

I am predicting here. Michael Moore will release a film saying Republicans are involved with 9/11 conspiracy theories.

This will damage the Republican party with its run for presidency. But not by much, we all know the Republican's will win the executive branch.

Michael Moore is a great filmmaker. I adore this man for his spin. His films are artistically brilliant. However, the majority of voters know he is a lying. Michael even knows this, and so do you.

Place your bets

Name the final two candidates (exp. 4pm today!)
5/2 Obama v McCain
4/1 Obama v Giuliani
5/1 Clinton v McCain
11/2 Obama v Huckabee
6/1 Obama v Romney
8/1 Clinton v Giuliani
10/1 Clinton v Huckabee
12/1 Clinton v Romney
16/1 Obama v Paul
33/1 Clinton v Paul
33/1 Obama v Thompson
33/1 Edwards v McCain
50/1 Edwards v Giuliani
66/1 Clinton v Thompson
66/1 Edwards v Romney
66/1 Edwards v Huckabee
150/1 Obama v Brownback
180/1 Edwards v Paul
300/1 Clinton v Brownback
350/1 Edwards v Thompson
1000/1 Edwards v Brownback

*We all know Huckabee is going to win.