El caminito del Rey

Clam Diggers Itch

This is cool!

"a disease of humans caused by invasion of the skin by the cercariae of nonhuman schistosomes, especially avian ones. Called also clam-digger's itch, swimmer's itch, rice-paddy itch, swamp itch."




These fucking critters build condo's out of your skin. This is a patchy, red rash that is no fun! It often appears within 48 hours of exposure to the water and may last up to a week. And guess what... there is no cure! You just have to wait until they die.

Its like aliens.

Hillary WASN'T LYING! Bosnia gunfire footage discovered...

Military Leader

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I am JP Jones.

Army of Two

Possibly the coolest game ever?

Dutch Loading

No, its not a sex position, but it is controversial. I practice this with my semi's. Tested it on the range and saw nothing wrong with it (until now).

Dutch Loading can be called a cocktail mix in your magazines. For instance..

If I carry a .40 cal, I will have one HP in the chamber with two more rounds of HP in the magazine. The final eight rounds will be FMJ. If I was in an extended gunfight, then shooting through objects would come into play. I would then have two or three spares with either all FMJ or HP.

The most obvious problem is the mechanics. Can the gun handle the this without a stove pipe? (Testing at the range is key here)

THE REAL PROBLEM; legal reasons. As I saw on a forum, a lawyer mentions that "ammunition becomes an issue at trial quite frequently and often times its from a lawyer trying to make a red herring out of it."

Now I just carry all HP.

Apple forbids Windows users from installing Safari for Windows

In using Apple Software Update to slip his Safari browser onto millions of Windows PCs, Steve Jobs didn't just undermine "the security of the whole Web". He's made a mockery of end user licensing agreements.

YOU GO STEVE!

I use Firefox :)

The Streetwalking Lawyers Of Aurora Avenue - Almost Live

The Return Of The Living Dead

BEE UPDATE

The bee's are alive. I saw them flying around yesterday. I must remember to give them a nice fresh batch of sugar water.

Uncle

I can't think of anything more peculiar then my fathers' brothers. What a mess they are. I took a bunch of LSD and put these racist freaks into artistic terms.

http://imhz.com/uncle/

Peck

A fucking Peck. License is paid!

A peck is an imperial and U.S. customary unit of dry volume, equivalent in each of these systems to 8 dry quarts, or 16 dry pints. Two pecks make a kenning (obsolete), and four pecks make a bushel.

Paper City Brewery

This is a review of the worst beer ever! A marketing failure is attempted to be solved from what could be fraud. I am talking about this Brewery.

Paper City Brewery
106 Cabot Street
Holyoke, MA 01040
http://www.papercity.com/
42°12'4.29"N
72°36'33.83"W

First off, my Dad gave this to me because he did not like it. I did not think it was possible for anything to go wrong. Fuck, it is free beer. It should be fine, I even like Schaefer Beer, so my standards are low, and I can not discriminate when it comes to alcohol.

Second off, I love Summertime Ale. Thats what the label says. Probably my favorite beer other then unfiltered StaroBrno. Man, I was looking forward to this.

Lastly, I had already been drinking. After a few beers, any beer tastes good.

Right? nope....

This beer tastes like rotten juice. Imagine drinking grape juice that has sat in the warm sun for a week. That is what you get in taste. In aftertaste, its not only bitter, but it will leave you spitting for weeks. I can only assume that getting rapped orally in prison would be similar to the fucking horrendous aftertaste this beer has. Fecal matter and seaman.

So my review over yet? Naw, the big problem is that this seems like fraud. How the fuck can a summer ale taste like rotten fruit juice? Ahhh I know...


This appears to of been on the shelf before and did not sell. So why not put another label on top of the old one? A label that has more appeal to the market. mmmmmm, sounds like possible fraud to me.

It says underneath "1 Eared Monkey Peach Flavored Ale." What the fuck is that? Someone actually came up with this product and somehow got it to the self. Didn't one of the employees say "wait!!! thats fucked up!!!!" Anyone with the intelligence of an ant could tell you what the results would be....."LOW SALES" It's actually on their web page. So they still make this shit? It says you can only buy this monkey ass fuck by the case. I guess thats the only way to move the product, get rid of it in numbers. Or in this situation, call its something else and sell it in six packs.

I am very pro micro brewery, but this is messed up. Is anyone from Paper City Brewery Reading this? Good, understand that this is your fault. Go fuck yourself. Stay the fuck off the cape too, we don't need your monkey shit beer.

Now I must go get some Cape Cod Beer!

Punks

I helped the local PD with some punks in the neighborhood. Come to find out it was just more cops acting like punks.

The Hitching Post in Citra

This place is located in the center of Florida. Its called the "The HitChing Post." Talk about fucking hillbilly. I was lucky to eat there on Monday Feburary 25th, 2008, around 13:00. There was the 16 year old bitch singing to her newborn baby "Grandma's going to buy you a mocking bird." We were getting eyed down by all the customers. The bathroom looked like the one from trainspotting. We are talking hillbilly central!

Here is the name and phone number;

The Hitching Post
17052 N Us Highway 301
Citra, FL 32113
352-595-5612

29°23'51.43"N 82° 7'3.01"W

I had admiration for the fact that inside they sold celling tiles for $50 (one year). You could put your own 2x4 foot ad and have a spot in this prime location, the celling of a fucking pit. I should of taken a picture of that shit. There are lawyer ads, a tackle store, Kwick King, Dollar General, and a paint store. I should of taken an ad for IMHZ.com.

This other family of Snuffy Smiths' was eying me down. I wondered how they obtained income. I then ordered from some toothless whore. She was all dolled up, but it did not help, high mileage. Personally, I would not even invite her to a rock fight. She screwed up the other man's order. He wanted the roast, but he got fish instead. It is ok, he did not care. The service was slow, she was probably new to this profession.

I had the Gator tail and a hamburger "patty" WTF is that? Suzanne was nice enough to explain. A patty is a hamburger bun replaced with regular bread and toasted on a skillet. I guess everything has to be fried, with none of that fancy bread.

As I mentioned before, we sat next to a 16 year old that started singing "Momma's going buy you ....errr I meant.... Grandma's going to buy you a mocking bird." the baby cried the entire time. Looks like some more trouble brewing in the families future. Government cheese and welfare for the kid.

Overall I give it five stars for being original and interesting. It was a really cool experience. Food was great by non-FDA standards. I have no idea why the C is capitalized, do you?

I'm back

No need to hide anymore.

Daft Bodies - Harder Better Faster Stronger

Benny Benassi Who's Your Daddy

Benny Benassi - Satisfaction (Original Video)

From Crackle: Aqua teen hunger force (dumber dolls)Tha ThizzKidd

Gosh darn it.

Raúl Castro is Gay

Now this might get me killed;

So I was talking with a bunch of Cuban nationalists and anti nationalists last week. Sure enough three of them did fully admit Raúl Castro is gay. I don't personally care he is gay, and I am sure there are a ton of Cubans that already know this. He was kicked out of Belen Jesuit Preparatory School for being a flamboyant homosexual. It was mentioned that Mariela Castro (daughter of Raúl, Leader of the Cuban National Centre for Sex Education, and outspoken gay rights activist) has admitted to this fact.

In fact, it seems that homosexuality is very popular in Cuba. A quick web search on Cuban art led me to the word "Bugarrón". This is a popular safe word for a suppose straight man that has sex with other man. I personally see it as really just a euphemism for being gay, although, the public national stance is against this practice and is known to force these people into hard labor for these acts.

I predict that this will be widely more knowledgeable in the near future. It will have devastating effects on the current communist regime.

Simpsons

When I wrote Matt Groening six months ago about doing a spoof on the Sex Pistols and the Departed, I had no idea he would of taken it seriously. The last two Simpson episodes have been some of my favorites.

DKM!